Tuesday, June 2, 2015

100% Serial Killer Free. No, Really.

One of the first things that became clear to me when I started exploring singles websites is that women are terrified of men. There is good reason for this; men are statistically dangerous to women.

The problem is that as a man, I can't even get a response out of a woman unless she is reasonably sure I'm not a serial killer, but so far no one has offered a "not a serial killer" certification program.

I can't start every conversation with "Hi. I'm not going to stuff you into a freezer", but the worry  hangs in the air like a fart that no one wants to mention, but no one can ignore.

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