I just got this email from a dating site. Is this the online equivalent of "My mother says I'm handsome"?
Hey [you specifically],
We just detected that you’re now among the most attractive people on {dating site].
We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch. Did you get a new haircut or something? Well, it’s working!
To celebrate, we’ve adjusted your [dating site] experience:
You’ll see more attractive people in your results.
This won’t affect your match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match’s answers. But we’ll recommend more attractive people to you. You’ll also appear more often to other attractive people.
so if you don't get "clicks" do you get the "UGLY" email?
Hey [you specifically],
We just detected that you’re now among the most repulsive pigs people on {dating site].
We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch. Did you get a new get beat with a bag of nickles or something? Tough break!
To console you, we’ve adjusted your [dating site] experience:
You’ll see more only mutants and inbreeders in your searches.
Have fun wallowing in disgusting wretchedness!
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